איך ליבע איר

Which is ʼyk lybʻ ʼyr (read it from right to left), and it isYiddish, a Germanic language written in Hebrew script.

There ya go.

Big Wood

The Big Wood River is in Idaho, and it empties (yes, truly) into the Snake River (shlong is Yiddish for 'snake')

Thanks to my mate, the author Anel Viz for this beauty.