Wednesday, May 26, 2010

Chris Newman




A footy player (i.e., not a rugby player and not a soccer player. We have three distinct football codes in Oz.)

I like the way he wears tights during practice, without that horrible "modesty" which makes many footy players wear shorts over their tights.

He's far from pretty, but still, well, um... interesting. A manly sexiness.

Just for the record: though he appears on this blog, I have no idea whether he's gay or has ever even quietly fancied another bloke. The Kinsey report said 37% of the total male population had at least some overt homosexual experience to the point of orgasm between adolescence and old age. 37%!!!! Not just thoughts. Orgasm. ORGASM. Isn't that an amazing statistic to bash the Christian-Fascists with? Just think of this: every third guy you see on the street has had sex with another guy at some time in his life.

It's a gay old world, isn't it? Or at least, a bi one. Tell that to Jason Akermanis. But this bloke (and Jasie, too) belong most probably to the roughly two-thirds of all males who are resolutely straight. Just thought I'd get that out of the way in case somebody thinks I'm suggesting they're gay because they appear on this blog.

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