Max Rooke

He's a footy player (recently retired because of injury) from one of Melbourne's satellite towns, Geelong (pronounced j'LONG). He's a country boy originally from Casterton in west of the state, not far from the South Australian border.  A rich farming country, far from the nearest metropolis, where footy is the only real religion and urban angst doesn't exist. 

He has a lovely smile.   And a nice bod.  And seems to be a good bloke, too.  He can smile at me any time.

(The usual disclaimer applies:  I'm sure he's not gay.  Just happy)