Transformers

The helmets make them look like transformers (you know --  those robots who can transform into machines)   and they mean we can't see what they look like.  On the other hand,  their "girdles" (as I'm told they're called) are extraordinarily sexy, especially if they're white and see-through, with their jockstraps underneath.

Sadly, I don't know who these blokes are or which teams are playing.  But they are beaut as.

And once again, precisely because football or soccer or footy players are ueber-men, they are permitted to hug and kiss each other.