Keith watched this horseplay between his friends with a smile. “Downton Abbey starts in five minutes, youse two. So either it's a quickie or you're goin' to miss it.”
“You'll miss it too. Think we aren't going to use and abuse you as well?” Luigi was grinning at him, his erection obvious.
“Afterwards!” Keith was firm. “I specially got champagne and chips!”
“OK!” said Luigi, his eyes still gleaming with amusement, and “if you insist” from Jason, a bit more submissively. Keith popped the cork on one of the bottles. They leaned back on the sofa and sipped champagne. Keith took the remote and switched on the TV. They sipped in silence as the credits scrolled on the screen.
“I daon't like that footman!” exclaimed Keith, as the story unfolded. “What a cunt!”
“Hot, though,” countered Luigi, his eyes fixed on the screen. “I'd like him to fuck me.”
“Pulleeze!” said Keith in an exaggeratedly feminine way. “When you've got a cock as big and as sexy as yours! You should do him! Take him to paradise and then threaten to withdraw if'n he doesn't behave.”
“Nah!” Still keeping his eyes on the TV, Luigi said, “I'll do you instead.”
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